Not Your Ordinary Kind Of Weekend

Saturday was Pops Fernandez’s concert. For the first time she hired a team of make-up artists and hair stylists for us. She wanted a certain look for the opening number: high fashion and big, BIG hair. See for yourself… Reminiscent of the last John Galliano fashion show, don’t you think? After the first two numbers, the stylists had only 20 mins. to change our look: Golden girl, bootylicious Beyonce… Perfect Beyonce look a likes! The day after, we had a bridal shower for our dear co-dancer who is getting married this Wednesday. We all laughed so hard while playing the games and watching the stripper. One game was a relay of some sort. First person wears a thong and then puts a condom on an eggplant. She then takes off the thong, passes it on to the next girl who also wears it. That girl also unzips the fly of the (gay) guy and after that, the (gay) guy eats a big banana. When he finishes, the last girl and the gay guy assume any sexual position. Ok, confusing isn’t it? I though I lost you somewhere. Anyway, the other game was a trivia about the soon-to-be-married couple. I was able to answer one, so I got a price. Yipee! By this time, everyone was clamoring for the stripper to come out. “Showtime na!!! Showtime! Showtime!” , everyone chanted. The hosts of the program promised us that he would come out soon after we play one last game. So, the bride-to-be chose 6 girls. Me, included. She explained that it was like musical chairs, but with a twist…the stripper will join us. Everyone dances around the chairs and when the music stops, we have to find a seat. If you don’t, you are forced to sit on the stripper’s lap and you’re kicked out of the game. The winner of the game will either give or be given a lap dance (bride-to-be’s decision). Guess what? I was the first to get kicked out. Hahaha! I’m such a loser. So finally the stripper started his dance number. He had 3. For the finale, he left nothing on! As in! He even got the bride-to-be’s hand and let her touch his “Willie”. The less trepid among us danced with him. I, on the other hand, hid behind my gay friend and took pictures. Loser! I didn’t know if I would pity the stripper or laugh at him. He really danced funny. You know, with the matching locking and strut moves. It was hilarious! Hahaha! What a weekend! *For more pictures on the concert and bridal shower, go to my photographs located at my sidebar. Wasn’t able to include all photos though. Too explicit!